The Black League of Soviet Humanity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ilya Ehrenburg with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.413 billion Soviets love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 260 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,150 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Soviet Humanity, Soviet Humanity has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Humanity's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Humanity is ranked 73,299^th in the world and 2,412^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.